Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

[dasNdanger]

Andreas

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[Magnum V.I.]

We'd still be stupid for believing them if they don't have any evidence.

My friend died once and came back. He gave me a piece of Mana he said they eat in heaven.


But really, it was just a marshmallow he spray painted with gold.

[Boris the Blade]

You know when people die and go to heaven. How come they are not hurrying up knowing how much better it is up there?

Making yourself die early just to get to heaven is a sin that stops you from going to heaven. According to those who believe such things.

[Ben]

Making yourself die early just to get to heaven is a sin that stops you from going to heaven. According to those who believe such things.

How convenient.

[Patch]

How convenient.

Or is it inconvenient? Huh, huh? -- no turnstile hopping the golden gate...

[19bernardo87]

We'd still be stupid for believing them if they don't have any evidence.

A motivation to live a long life wasted on servitude and worship!

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

To quote Seneca, "non est ad astra mollis e terris via" (the ascent from Earth to Heaven is not an easy one). And to prove his point the guy didn't hurry up either, but, like most other people at the time, waited until it was his turn to be executed. Every idiot can commit suicide, but religion is all about suffering tremendously on Earth to get your great reward in Heaven. And Seneca wasn't even a religious man, so this didn't turn out as planned AT ALL.

Did you already make your wife suffer today?

Andreas

Yeah, made her buy me a pair of shoes. Because in our family, wife buys husband shoes. Heaven on earth.

[19bernardo87]

Yeah, made her buy me a pair of shoes. Because in our family, wife buys husband shoes. Heaven on earth.

How many pairs of high heels do you own?

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

How many pairs of high heels do you own?

Same number as her cars.

[Andreas]

Yeah, made her buy me a pair of shoes. Because in our family, wife buys husband shoes. Heaven on earth.

Hrm, you're not making the most convincing argument here to claim your own place in Heaven. You're taking this "until death do us part" business serious, huh?

Andreas