To quote Seneca, "non est ad astra mollis e terris via" (the ascent from Earth to Heaven is not an easy one). And to prove his point the guy didn't hurry up either, but, like most other people at the time, waited until it was his turn to be executed. Every idiot can commit suicide, but religion is all about suffering tremendously on Earth to get your great reward in Heaven. And Seneca wasn't even a religious man, so this didn't turn out as planned AT ALL.
Did you already make your wife suffer today?
Yeah, made her buy me a pair of shoes. Because in our family, wife buys husband shoes. Heaven on earth.
"Is it fair to say that almost everyone irritates you?"