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    Teen Counsellor Alex(sadly)Maleev's Avatar
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    Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    and I don't know how to answer!!
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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    what question?

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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    You know when people die and go to heaven. How come they are not hurrying up knowing how much better it is up there?
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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex(sadly)Maleev View Post
    You know when people die and go to heaven. How come they are not hurrying up knowing how much better it is up there?
    wow that there is some sort of deep philoshopical question.... I can see why you don't know how to answer that

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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex(sadly)Maleev View Post
    You know when people die and go to heaven. How come they are not hurrying up knowing how much better it is up there?

    You have not told your wife there is no heaven? I think that would solve your problem.

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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    Quote Originally Posted by PeterParker007 View Post
    wow that there is some sort of deep philoshopical question.... I can see why you don't know how to answer that
    Are you calling me stupid?

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    You have not told your wife there is no heaven? I think that would solve your problem.
    Are you calling me heartless?
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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex(sadly)Maleev View Post
    Are you calling me stupid?



    Are you calling me heartless?
    nope I'm not.... just saying that I completely understand the difficulty behind that...

    sorry if it seemed sarcastic

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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    Tell her heaven's a reward for living the best life you can. If you prematurely end the trial of life, you risk losing heaven's reward.
    Then tell her how you love baby Jesus.

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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    Probably because accelerating your death is a punishable offense in most religions. Any religion which preached eternal paradise through killing yourself would quickly become extinct.

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    Re: Sometimes my wife would ask me this questions

    In heaven there is reward for everyone, but sometime they just don't know it.
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