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    GODFATHER Scotty's Avatar
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    It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    The First of May

    I woke up this morning
    I had a scone and a large house blend
    And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
    I said I'm sick and tired of winter
    And I wish that it was spring
    And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
    Began to sing

    And he sang
    Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
    Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
    Outside

    Cause it's the first of May, first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today
    So bring your favorite lady
    Or at least your favorite lay
    The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
    Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
    Grass below you, sky above
    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

    I thanked him for the information
    I cried a little when he flew away
    I watched an episode of The People's Court
    And I tried to plan my day
    I called up my old lady
    She wasn't home so I called my girl
    I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
    Entertain the world

    And I said
    Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
    Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
    Outside

    Cause it's the first of May, first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today
    So bring your favorite lady
    Or at least your favorite lay
    The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
    Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
    Grass below you, sky above
    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

    So we went to the park together
    We were walking in the midday sun
    We met all kinds of people and we
    We fucked everyone
    We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
    We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
    Everyone who needed fucking well they
    They got fucked today

    So come on
    Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
    Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
    Outside

    Cause it's the first of May, first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today
    So bring your favorite lady
    Or at least your favorite lay
    The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
    Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
    Grass below you, sky above
    Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    i'll let the wife know

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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    Headed to the tree-house!
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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    Hopefully everyone can work this into their busy schedules.

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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    It's raining.
    And muggy.
    Screw the summer. Only 6 more months till winter!
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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    Still a bit chilly and rainy in NJ for that today. Maybe later in the month.
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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    Awesome!
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    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."

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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    May Day Song

    "May Day, May Day, Going Down!"
    MAKE MINE MARVEL!!!

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    Awwwwwwwwww shit!

    All y'all just got POOTED!

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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    How about masturbating with the door open?
    x7

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    Re: It's the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!

    Quote Originally Posted by thatguyfromsyracuse View Post
    How about masturbating with the door open?
    Just not the front door.

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