That is awesome.
This is awesome. Anyone here have any funny ones?
http://gizmodo.com/5021550/great-giz...i-hotspot-name
We were setting up our wireless router in this our new house when we made a startling realization. Our wireless hotspot doesn't need to be limited to boring names like LinksysN or 2Wire1969, they can be messages to our neighbors that they see every time they connect to their router. Here are some that our crack team of jerks have come up with.
• YourDaughterIsAWhore
• KeepThatNoiseDown
• ThosePeopleIn1583LookLikeTerrorists
• ThatLawnChairIsSoAwful
• YourWifeCheats
• FreePornography
• IHaveYourMail
• IPoisonedYourDog
• IPoisonedYourKid
• YourPriusSucks
• GetYourOwnDSLCheapskate
• MyNetworkIsLockedJackass
• ISawYouNaked
A bus service in Estonia offers free wifi to customers.
The one time the name for it was "Free gei porn!!!" I wasn't as interested in using it. That could be one way to preserve bandwidth.
And it's one that prevents your neighbors from being interested.
Others could be any names that suggest viruses.
I saw a similar piece somewhere that suggested naming your WiFi "ReformatHarddrive" or some such.
I have a friend who calls his Bartlett4America. Fucking Sorkin nerd...
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"Nothing has done more to make us dumber or meaner than the anonymity of the Internet." --Aaron Sorkin
Yeah, one of my neighbor's wifi names is "imavirus"
My old office was on a street where teenagers congregate with their laptops and sit around all day. Our wi-fi network was called "GetAJob."
And yet they never did.
My wife named our network "Princess".
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