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    Hard Boiled Rod Nunley's Avatar
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    Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    This is awesome. Anyone here have any funny ones?

    http://gizmodo.com/5021550/great-giz...i-hotspot-name

    We were setting up our wireless router in this our new house when we made a startling realization. Our wireless hotspot doesn't need to be limited to boring names like LinksysN or 2Wire1969, they can be messages to our neighbors that they see every time they connect to their router. Here are some that our crack team of jerks have come up with.

    • YourDaughterIsAWhore
    • KeepThatNoiseDown
    • ThosePeopleIn1583LookLikeTerrorists
    • ThatLawnChairIsSoAwful
    • YourWifeCheats
    • FreePornography
    • IHaveYourMail
    • IPoisonedYourDog
    • IPoisonedYourKid
    • YourPriusSucks
    • GetYourOwnDSLCheapskate
    • MyNetworkIsLockedJackass
    • ISawYouNaked

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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    That is awesome.
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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    A bus service in Estonia offers free wifi to customers.

    The one time the name for it was "Free gei porn!!!" I wasn't as interested in using it. That could be one way to preserve bandwidth.

    And it's one that prevents your neighbors from being interested.

    Others could be any names that suggest viruses.
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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    I saw a similar piece somewhere that suggested naming your WiFi "ReformatHarddrive" or some such.

    I have a friend who calls his Bartlett4America. Fucking Sorkin nerd...
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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    Quote Originally Posted by buk was right View Post
    I saw a similar piece somewhere that suggested naming your WiFi "ReformatHarddrive" or some such.

    I have a friend who calls his Bartlett4America. Fucking Sorkin nerd...
    Also could see one called "CopyHarddriveContent" being a good deterrent.

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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    "Isawyounaked".

    How bout "Thekidsnotyours".


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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    Yeah, one of my neighbor's wifi names is "imavirus"

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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    My old office was on a street where teenagers congregate with their laptops and sit around all day. Our wi-fi network was called "GetAJob."

    And yet they never did.

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    Re: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

    My wife named our network "Princess".

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