so i tried to get drunk for the first time last night

[Dan McLellan]

after
4 shots rum
1/3 bottle of champagne
2 drinks of cherry crap
3 1/2 cans of beer
and
1 drink of mike's hard lemonade

nothing
so that sucked

[KingMob]

[Brewtown Andy]

How do you know if you were drunk or not?

[BriRedfern]

Well, maybe if you had actually tried to drink it would have helped. That sounds lik a list of the shit my parents gave me to help me sleep as an infant....

[Brewtown Andy]

Well, maybe if you had actually tried to drink it would have helped. That sounds lik a list of the shit my parents gave me to help me sleep as an infant....

[Dan McLellan]

i could do peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, i was steady on my feet, and i remember everything that happened. I also vomited 5 times after the rum so I don't think it was in my system long enough to take effect.

[KingMob]

Well, maybe if you had actually tried to drink it would have helped. That sounds lik a list of the shit my parents gave me to help me sleep as an infant....

YOU SIR ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!!11

[Olivier E.]

[Brewtown Andy]

i could do peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, i was steady on my feet, and i remember everything that happened. I also vomited 5 times after the rum so I don't think it was in my system long enough to take effect.

Yeah, not so much.

Hey, I just noticed you're from Olympia. I lived there for a summer say, 8 years ago. Nice place. I've got a fun story about Evergreen State College, if you want to hear it.

[Dan McLellan]

sure, i'd like to hear an evergreen story

and at least insult me with words you lazy smiley using fucks