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  1. 04-10-2009, 07:01 AM #1
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    I had to look at porn with my boss today

    I work in the IS department of a hospital. A week or so one of the doctor's pc's wasn't working. The power supply had gone bad and he was complaining about a virus on the PC.

    So I ordered a power supply, replaced it, and got on to see about clearing the virus. While I was doing that I checked his documents. The guy had all kinds of porn on there. Videos, pics, even porn powerpoints. I had to tell my boss about it.

    This morning we had to get a count of everything for our report. So we had to go through all the videos, pics, and powerpoints.

    I can't begin to tell you how uncomfortable that was. My boss is a great guy, but I don't want to look at porn with him.

    "What's that file named?"

    "Sandwich."

    "Do you think it's porn?"

    "Um...yeah."

    "Why sandwich?"

    "I'm guessing cause the chick is sandwiched between two guys."

    "Oh."

    I think I'm gonna skip lunch today. I really don't have an appetite.
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    Not even for a sandwich?


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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    How was the porn powerpoint? Was it instructional?
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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    Oh dude, that must have been the kind of awkward that you can cut with a knife and slide on a biscuit served to a bitter ex-girlfriend. That's rough.
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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    Powerpoint porn?
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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    Quote Originally Posted by nihilance View Post
    Not even for a sandwich?
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  7. 04-10-2009, 07:06 AM #7
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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    I used to work for hospitals, and I think a normal hospital staffer would get in trouble for having porn on his computer; but will they come down hard on a doctor?
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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    Quote Originally Posted by RickLM View Post
    I used to work for hospitals, and I think a normal hospital staffer would get in trouble for having porn on his computer; but will they come down hard on a doctor?
    I'm thinking he'll just get a stern talking to from the CEO. He brings in major revenue for the hospital.
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    Re: I had to look at porn with my boss today

    Quote Originally Posted by BCD View Post
    How was the porn powerpoint? Was it instructional?
    You all haven't seen these? I've seen a bunch over the years. It's usually just a slideshow...sometimes sequential pictures, sometimes just random or themed stuff.


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  10. 04-10-2009, 07:08 AM #10
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    Does this qualify for grounds to be able to take a paid stress leave?
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