What I've learned so far in this thread is that in a universe inhabited by sentient poop, Bean-O is the Pill, while Gas-X is the Morning After Pill.
Farts demand to be freed. Shit like Gas-X is just a profit-based conspiracy by corporations to abort farts, which are as natural as breathing and burping. Let 'em rip, I say. And fuck the haterz.
Is it natural to break to break a sweat when trying to push out a fart? I am asking this not for myself but for a friend....
Blame it on Ass Tourette's.
Here's what you do, buy a whoopee cushion, and make sure everybody sees you with it, that way when you fart, everybody will just think "Oh, there goes Ben with his whoopee cushion again! Boy, he sure does love that thing!" and nobody will be the wiser, and you'll be gas-free!