Does Gas-X really work?

**Ben** · 03-09-2009, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by majorjoe23

Really? I would think holding them in would be good exercise and strengthen your fart muscles.

If it takes much effort to hold them in, I don't think they're farts. That's a red flag (brown flag?).

**Jef UK** · 03-09-2009, 09:51 AM

What I've learned so far in this thread is that in a universe inhabited by sentient poop, Bean-O is the Pill, while Gas-X is the Morning After Pill.

**thatguyfromsyracuse** · 03-09-2009, 09:53 AM

This is my favorite thread of the day.

**schizorabbit** · 03-09-2009, 09:53 AM

Farts demand to be freed. Shit like Gas-X is just a profit-based conspiracy by corporations to abort farts, which are as natural as breathing and burping. Let 'em rip, I say. And fuck the haterz.

**Ben** · 03-09-2009, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by Jef UK

What I've learned so far in this thread is that in a universe inhabited by sentient poop, Bean-O is the Pill, while Gas-X is the Morning After Pill.

I think you need a writing credit. Or at least an assistant editor credit.

**Jef UK** · 03-09-2009, 09:54 AM

Fuck them with your concentrated farts!

**Jef UK** · 03-09-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Ben

I think you need a writing credit. Or at least an assistant editor credit.

Hey, I'm just happy to be in the room. Except with all the farting.

**JoseCuerpo** · 03-09-2009, 09:55 AM

Is it natural to break to break a sweat when trying to push out a fart? I am asking this not for myself but for a friend....

**schizorabbit** · 03-09-2009, 09:55 AM

Blame it on Ass Tourette's.

**thatguyfromsyracuse** · 03-09-2009, 09:57 AM

Here's what you do, buy a whoopee cushion, and make sure everybody sees you with it, that way when you fart, everybody will just think "Oh, there goes Ben with his whoopee cushion again! Boy, he sure does love that thing!" and nobody will be the wiser, and you'll be gas-free!