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    GODFATHER Jonny Z's Avatar
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    I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    I've been re-reading all the League of Extraordinary Gentleman volumes in preparation for the new books coming out this year and I'm struggling mightily through The New Traveller's Almanac. Jesus Christ! this thing is denser than Zevad's head.

    Thank goodness for annotations. I don't know what the hell is wrong with Moore that he's gotta write incredibly crazy shit like this in the back of his comics.

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    GODFATHER Evan the Shaggy's Avatar
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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    You'd surely lose your hand to the beard.

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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    I never even finished Black Dossier.
    x7

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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    Yeah, I hate him using all those words as well. He's like a teenager that just found a thesaurus.

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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    Like you didn't know what you were getting into when you picked up an Alan Moore story...

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    GODFATHER Jonny Z's Avatar
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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    who the fuck has heard of all these Victorian era characters and stories?!?!?!?!

    talk to me when he writes a 21st century Almanac where he visits Kim Kardashian's anal enclave and Ryan Seacrest's Leprachaun Farm.

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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Z View Post
    who the fuck has heard of all these Victorian era characters and stories?!?!?!?!

    talk to me when he writes a 21st century Almanac where he visits Kim Kardashian's anal enclave and Ryan Seacrest's Leprachaun Farm.
    Ah, then you want Warren Ellis. I understand your confusion.

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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    Is Britain even a country anymore? Write something people might care about Mr. I Hate Movies.

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    Re: I want to punch Alan Moore in the beard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Z View Post
    Jesus Christ! this thing is denser than Zevad's head.

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