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    Post Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    http://news.bostonherald.com/track/s...&position=also

    Today’s installment of the “Adventures of Octomom” has Nadya Suleman being offered $1 million and free medical and dental insurance for her and her brood - if she stars in multiple porn videos.

    Vivid Entertainment, the world’s largest peddler of adult flicks, has just fired off a letter to the serial mom asking her to consider becoming a contract “Vivid Girl” (like Jenna Jameson) and starring in a few X-rated flicks, TMZ.com reports.
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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    That's gross. That can't be true.

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    Vivid only made that offer knowing that she wouldn't accept it.

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    I would say she should take it, but this stupid twat would probably burn through a million in less than a year, leaving the kids with nothing.

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    The name of the first video? A treasure-hunting themed porn called "Stretch marks the spot!"

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Robot Lord of Tokyo View Post
    The name of the first video? A treasure-hunting themed porn called "Stretch marks the spot!"
    How about "Octopussy"?

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    maybe they'll make a super hero parody with her innit?

    hell, her name already sounds like a villain/character from Striperella.
    you wouldn't even need to put that much money into designing a costume: just have a domino mask and a g-string with an octopus on it

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    Vivid is usually far smarter than this, if this is true.

    There's a reason they are #1, and have been for eons.


    ETA: Oh, and no, even if this is true, it doesn't make her "like Jenna Jameson." When she is pulling in $20Million/year, while retired, THEN she is like Jenna.

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    Quote Originally Posted by MAK15 View Post
    maybe they'll make a super hero parody with her innit?

    hell, her name already sounds like a villain/character from Striperella.
    you wouldn't even need to put that much money into designing a costume: just have a domino mask and a g-string with an octopus on it
    Oddly enough, that is along the lines of what I was thinking.

    Only, not so far as to think of a costume design.

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    Re: Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom a job.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingsumo View Post
    Oddly enough, that is along the lines of what I was thinking.

    Only, not so far as to think of a costume design.
    I'm an artist, I don't even try to think this shit up, it just comes naturally...

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