Maximum Rock and Roll Hates My Band

[xhondax]

That zine stop being relevant a long time ago. Right around the time they kicked Ben Weasel off his column.

[King of Mars]

Choreographed dance moves?

*cough*gay*cough*

*ahem*

Sorry, had something in my throat there. Uhh...that reviewer's an idiot, Chumway...a complete idiot!

[Gordon Chumway]

I would like to point out we did no dance moves. At one point the guys take a knee during a drum solo, but there's no choreographed dancing.

[WillieLee]

I would like to point out we did no dance moves. At one point the guys take a knee during a drum solo, but there's no choreographed dancing.

Well. I was going to buy your album but not now. I'm all for choreographed dancing.

[Gordon Chumway]

Well. I was going to buy your album but not now. I'm all for choreographed dancing.

You sir are what I call a lie monger!

[Jason California]

I would like to point out we did no dance moves. At one point the guys take a knee during a drum solo, but there's no choreographed dancing.

I was imagining some faux Insynch moves.

[/(. . )/]

Okay, I'm going to give you my honest opinion from your myspace songs:

Hijacked. Very annoying "lead" guitars. Two chord progression is too repetitious. The chorus is nice.

Last known photograph. Sounds like an Operation Ivy song. Bass is way overpowering the guitars. This is the fault of the people who recorded and mixed the song.

Lottery. Stupid lyrics, weak bass and guitars, but not a bad song. Needs to be recorded tighter.

Wait it out. You sound like Citizen Fish getting fucked up the ass by the Hi Fives while masturbating to Rancid. Great verses, but a weak chorus with a monotonous ending.

Animal Farm. yuck.

But don't feel down about these comments. I can't stand most music, including almost everything on the radio since the mid 80s.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Yeah, dude, I've been meaning to tell you, I don't really like your music. Or you for that matter. I think the world would be a better place without you or your music.

Sincerely

Me

P.S. You suck balls.

P.P.S. I love you.

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Okay, I'm going to give you my honest opinion from your myspace songs:

Hijacked. Very annoying "lead" guitars. Two chord progression is too repetitious. The chorus is nice.

Last known photograph. Sounds like an Operation Ivy song. Bass is way overpowering the guitars. This is the fault of the people who recorded and mixed the song.

Lottery. Stupid lyrics, weak bass and guitars, but not a bad song. Needs to be recorded tighter.

Wait it out. You sound like Citizen Fish getting fucked up the ass by the Hi Fives while masturbating to Rancid. Great verses, but a weak chorus with a monotonous ending.

Animal Farm. yuck.

But don't feel down about these comments. I can't stand most music, including almost everything on the radio since the mid 80s.

Mid 80's?

[schizorabbit]

That zine stop being relevant a long time ago. Right around the time they kicked Ben Weasel off his column.

I didn't even know that Maximum Rock and Roll still existed. I saw those words in the thread title and got instant Eighties punk rock flashback.