If you were planning to take over the world...

**Alexander Hamilton** · 02-18-2009, 06:26 AM

... what would be your preferred massive army of loyal servants?

I lean toward heavily armed squirrels... Just seems as though it would be a terrifying sight.

I am partial to clones of Cheney with laser vision, though, as well.

...decisions, decisions.

**Patton** · 02-18-2009, 06:28 AM

Are you also trying to make fetch happen?

**Greygor** · 02-18-2009, 06:28 AM

I want Monkeys with chainsaws, but because of that other thread I'm keeping my mouth shut

**Ryudo** · 02-18-2009, 06:29 AM

Jessica Alba clones; they can infect everyone I don't want around with the herp.

**Drkemerld73** · 02-18-2009, 06:31 AM

A true world conqueror would never reveal his/her plans this early in the game, nor should he/she get overly verbose about those plans to the one person who might be able to stop him.

Therefore, I am not revealing any of my plans.

I'll let it be a surprise.

*Throws pet white tiger some meat, sits back and grins*

**Ryudo** · 02-18-2009, 06:32 AM

Originally Posted by Drkemerld73

*Throws pet white tiger some meat, sits back and grins*

You forgot the evil laugh.

**Lab-Rat** · 02-18-2009, 06:33 AM

An army of bears wearing luchadore masks and boxing gloves.

**Alexander Hamilton** · 02-18-2009, 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by Patton

Are you also trying to make fetch happen?

I don't know what this means... so..

Yes?

**Drkemerld73** · 02-18-2009, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by Ryudo

You forgot the evil laugh.

Shhh...

People get more creeped out if you just sit there and grin at them and not say a thing.

Muwhahahahaha!

**Alexander Hamilton** · 02-18-2009, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by Lab-Rat

An army of bears wearing luchadore masks and boxing gloves.

I would like to join your forces, sir.

These sound like the troops i would want at my side (can they speak with a french accent? I think mix of both mexican and french culture would throw off the enemy.)