So, he's going to shove wires into my pee hole while I sleep...

[Kirblar]

He was telling me about how he's had to do surgeries on older men (70's, 80's) where the damage to the urethra covers over an inch of the tube. So, they have to cut you open at the taint, cut out the damaged urethra, and resew the two ends together.

The result is a shrinkage of your dick that leads to it curling upwards like a "C" when you get a hard-on.

I hate you so much right now.

[half guard]

I hate you so much right now.

I was sitting there squirming the whole time, screaming inside my head "lalalala...I'm not listening...lalalalala".

He said most of those old men could care less about the shrinkage since they likely haven't had sex in years anyway. He said all they cared about was being able to pee without pain, as some of them didn't come in to get help until it was blocked so bad they had almost ZERO urine stream.

[NathanDetroit]

He was telling me about how he's had to do surgeries on older men (70's, 80's) where the damage to the urethra covers over an inch of the tube. So, they have to cut you open at the taint, cut out the damaged urethra, and resew the two ends together.

The result is a shrinkage of your dick that leads to it curling upwards like a "C" when you get a hard-on.

goddamn, i can't wait to die. if i live into my eighties, i am gonna be sooooo pissed off.

[TIP]

Trauma to your Taint...the new album from _______________

[Punk Rock Kid]

He was telling me about how he's had to do surgeries on older men (70's, 80's) where the damage to the urethra covers over an inch of the tube. So, they have to cut you open at the taint, cut out the damaged urethra, and resew the two ends together.

The result is a shrinkage of your dick that leads to it curling upwards like a "C" when you get a hard-on.

I just got a note, it's never coming back. Apparently I'm a woman now. I blame you Half Guard.

[half guard]

I just got a note, it's never coming back. Apparently I'm a woman now. I blame you Half Guard.

Sorry, bro. If it's any consolation, I've got to put up with a constant burning sensation in the head of my dick for the next few days until he can shove the wire in.

[PimpSlapStick!]

I was sitting there squirming the whole time, screaming inside my head "lalalala...I'm not listening...lalalalala".

He said most of those old men could care less about the shrinkage since they likely haven't had sex in years anyway. He said all they cared about was being able to pee without pain, as some of them didn't come in to get help until it was blocked so bad they had almost ZERO urine stream.

Yikes

Man I ain't never heard of shit like that, you been getting punched in the bizness or what?

[half guard]

Yikes

Man I ain't never heard of shit like that, you been getting punched in the bizness or what?

Nah. It most likely happened when someone was trying to pass my guard up the middle and accidentally kneed me when I was trying to shrimp away to defend. Similar to the guard pass in this picture:



I half-jokingly told my coach that I think I'm going to put some padding in my shorts to protect my taint from now on.

[Punk Rock Kid]

Sorry, bro. If it's any consolation, I've got to put up with a constant burning sensation in the head of my dick for the next few days until he can shove the wire in.

Well, that does suck for you. It still doesn't bring back my baby making stick though

[PimpSlapStick!]

Nah. It most likely happened when someone was trying to pass my guard up the middle and accidentally kneed me when I was trying to shrimp away to defend. Similar to the guard pass in this picture:



I half-jokingly told my coach that I think I'm going to put some padding in my shorts to protect my taint from now on.

Taint Guard