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    Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    People make me sad sometimes...

    A shocked customer tells My Fox NY that Ted Kefalinos, proprietor of Lafayette French Pastry, asked her, "Would you like some drunken negro heads to go with your coffee? They're in honor of our new president. He's following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln; he will get his."

    Later, her friend stopped by the bakery and said Kefalinos corrected her about the name of the cookies—they're actually drunken "N-word" cookies. She says the backwards baker then repeated the dark suggestion that, like Lincoln, President Obama "will get what's coming to him." Go Secret Service, go!

    And it gets worse when Fox's Arnold Diaz goes into the store with a camera and microphone to confront Kefalinos, who suddenly makes Joe the Plumber look like a Rhodes scholar. "I called them Drunken Negro Heads. What's the problem with that?" Kefalinos asks the newscaster with a smirk. "On Inauguration Day I thought it would be cool to change the name to Obama Heads. I just changed it for the day." We suppose Burning Cross Bananas Foster was too complicated to mass-produce.

    Kefalinos denies intimating that Obama would be assassinated, and insists that the cookie is "not unflattering. I think it's a fun face... And anyone who says anything else should be ashamed of themselves." Besides, nobody got upset about the "Dead Geese Bread" he sold after the recent Hudson River plane crash. (We're NOT making that up.) Also, Kefalinos insists he can't be racist because, for one thing, "my brother-in-law, he's Cuban." Below, behold the breathtaking train wreck of racist ignorance.

    UPDATE: We just spoke with Kefalinos on the phone and he remains utterly oblivious, telling us, "This whole thing was blown out of proportion." He says he's sold out of the "Drunken Negro Cakes" and doesn't plan to make anymore, despite the fact that many customers have been requesting them (he claims). When asked whether he understands that most African-Americans find the word "negro" offensive, Kefalinos explains, "It's a French word. It comes from the French."
    Cite: http://gothamist.com/2009/01/23/gree...selling_dr.php

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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    So, this may be the dumbest motherfucker ever, right? Like, as dumb as you can be and not be classified as retarded?
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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    You should watch the video.

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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    Quote Originally Posted by Treacle View Post
    People make me sad sometimes...



    Cite: http://gothamist.com/2009/01/23/gree...selling_dr.php
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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    Holy fuck...

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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    This proves why I oppose hate-crime legislation: You can't outlaw stupid.
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    Ah, Jesus...

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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTravis! View Post
    So, this may be the dumbest motherfucker ever, right? Like, as dumb as you can be and not be classified as retarded?
    I'm pretty sure it's just that no one has classified him as retarded yet.

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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    This guy and the woman piercing black kittens ears and selling them online as "Goth Kitties" need to be put in a trunk full of wet cement and cast into a pool of water. Or something slightly less deadly.
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    Re: Drunken Negro Head Cookies in Honor of Obama?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp View Post
    This guy and the woman piercing black kittens ears and selling them online as "Goth Kitties" need to be put in a trunk full of wet cement and cast into a pool of water. Or something slightly MORE deadly.
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