Who delivers a package on Christmas Eve? My wife's whole family was here and they're all like, "Someone's ringing the doorbell." "What is that?"
I tried to throw them off saying it was "FRA-GEE-LAY." Since that didn't work I told them it was a statue I ordered. "Statue?" "Where are you going to put it?" "How much did it cost?"
My wife's all, "You bought something for yourself around Christmas?" Like I'm some type of monster.
I told her, it's a collector's club exclusive, like any of you bums would have bought it for me.
Randy did the same to me here. He hand delivered it to my house.
Hasn't left it. He even sleeps in our bed.
DON'T ACCEPT IT!!!
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San Juan, Puerto Rico, 00902
i told my wife to buy me statues this year, since every year i get pajamas and candy. she tried to play the i dont anything about statues, i dont know what you have . so i won what statues i wanted off ebay and told her to buy them for me. best christmas so far.
I bought my wife a Nikon D60 Camera, she's been complaining about the quality of the point and shoot cameras. She opens it and says, "But I told you I wanted a Canon." I told her the lady at the camera store told me the quality was comparable between the two brands and of the ones I saw this seemed to be the best choice versus cost. No reason dropping $1K on a camera that may or may not be what she wants. I'm sending her to the camera store for a tutorial. I don't want to buy any more cameras.
You should have played it off as it was a gift someone else had sent you, and not even opened it, just popped it underneath the tree.