Did you say squirrel stew?
I throw peanuts onto my small, one-bedroom apartment concrete patio outside of my sliding glass door. He eats them. He's awesome.
did you name him monkey joe?
Squirrels are awesome pets. Used to have one til he died. He bit anyone that tried to pet him except for me and my wife. we'd let him run around our apartment.
He'd skutter all over the back of the couch playing peek-a-boo, then if I got up to get a drink he'd JUMP onto my back and skutter around my shoulder until I sat back down.
Adorable as hell.
Disclaimer: 98% of anything I post is not serious and should be taken seriously. Especially if it's out of context.