She Drives me CRAZY, HELP!

[Jerome Gibbons]

Lame means that she has a non-working limb.

I first read that as non-working womb.

[ShortStack]

someday I'm going to post a picture of my dorm room. One side is all skulls, comic books, batman posters and a litter of black leather boots and empty water bottles, the other side is BRIGHT PINK SHAG CARPETING, bras, low-calorie salad dressing bottles, cute collages of her and her BFF's (teehee!) and empty 40's.
Despite appearances, we get along great..but the room is fuuunnnnyyy..

[Rantz]

consider yourself lucky. A year ago 'retiling the hall' (due to water damage) turned into 9 months non-stop of massive, progressive revamps to the entire house... Like doing the entire downstairs in travertine stone, new furniture for everyroom, recessed lighting and ceiling revamps for the whole downstairs, new cabinets, etc.

Fuck, I would have been overjoyed with it just being 'frilly towels'. Hell of a lot less expensive!

[lonesomefool]

I remember when my ex tried to change my apartment up. It was actually quite funny since, I keep the place quite barren and really dont have any pictures, posters, paintings or shit on the walls and generally I live extremely simple.

Anyway, it was always funny when she would try to make it feel more "warm" or whatever like putting pictures of puppies on the wall. I never minded it, but I did always get a laugh that she would throw these things up and never ask me and she wasnt living with me or paying rent, but whatever.

But yeah, I can sorta relate.

[John M. Coker (Johnny C.)]

My wife is driving me insane anybody can relate?

Heres the deal she has this "habit" of changing everything in the house every few months, it's like she's possessed by the ghost of Martha Stewart and that bitch ain't even dead!

Just when I get used to things looking a certain way, she changes it, the furniture is moved around, the bathroom scheme is changed with the seasons, my goddamn study has some new knic-knac I've never seen before.

It's like everytime I go to take a dump in the toilet it's a different place, I can't used the faggety hand towels and why oh god why must I bath with flower and heart shaped soap?

I'm losing my MIND

My girlfriend feels your pain.

[ShortStack]

I kind of love your rachel maddow sig. She is too cute.

[John M. Coker (Johnny C.)]

I kind of love your rachel maddow sig. She is too cute.

Thanks, just made it today. I her so much. If she was into the penis, I would definitely stalk her.

[Black Roman]

Thanks, just made it today. I her so much. If she was into the penis, I would definitely stalk her.

I have no clue who she is, but she kinda looks like a girl Noah Wyle.


That's not necessarily a bad thing.

[ShortStack]

Every lesbian I know regards her as a demi-goddess.

[Black Roman]

Every lesbian I know regards her as a demi-goddess.

Ha. Wow. High praise.