Anyone that votes in my town...

[Mike_Johnson]

Gets a free body piercing. I shit you not.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Fantastic.

[Mike_Johnson]

So not only could you vote, but you could also pick up that sweet nipple ring you've been thinking about.

[Gregory]

At the booth? Does it jab you when you press the vote button?

[Jerome Gibbons]

At the booth? Does it jab you when you press the vote button?

Like those suicide booths in Futurama.

[SteveZegers]

Even if you don't want one? Seems harsh!

[Ryudo]

Free Krispy Kreme and Starbucks as well.

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Free Krispy Kreme and Starbucks as well.

And, Ben & Jerrys

[Humphrey_Lee]

Meh, point me at the town that gives you a free BJ for your ballot and maybe I'll muster some interest. A decent blowjob too! Not something from the town prostitute... at least have it be the semi-cute but self-conscious town bar skank!

[Justin.Strange]

I would get my left nostril pierced to reflect how I voted!