Scary penis man just called me.

[Benel Germosen]

If there's one thing I envy about homosexuals, it's that it appears much more socially acceptable to just whip it out in front of prospective sexual partners.

Agreed.

[Keith P.]

I cannot even imagine what its like to go through life with something like that.

My ex Tom was big. About 10 inches and when guys found out they would literally throw themselves at him constantly.

I was once drunk at a party and made a comment about it and I had to spend the rest of the night fighting guys off. Size queens are in my experience, the norm for gay men.

[TheTravis!]

Someone should make a superhero comic book called "Scary Penis Man".

[Kedd]

If there's one thing I envy about homosexuals, it's that it appears much more socially acceptable to just whip it out in front of prospective sexual partners.

Seconded.

[HoneyDippinDan]

Someone should make a superhero comic book called "Scary Penis Man".

You mean this guy isn't good enough for you?

[HoneyDippinDan]

http://www.cracked.com/video_16654_w...est-penis.html

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

One word for you: prolapse.

[danlomb]

I know it's a bit of a cliche joke, but how DOES that guy NOT pass out from the blood rush to his dick whenever he gets a boner?!

[AmirLehman]

[Hate_Prime]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8