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    Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Louisville KY, On a Friday
    Approx. 1:00 AM

    Sitting up in the apartment I share with my younger brother and his girlfriend, watching videos of the Obama and McCain roasts at the Al Smith Memorial we got to talking on any number of subjects, and while I'm not sure how it lead specifically to me talking about it, but I think my brother mentioned something about how much he hated getting pubes wrapped around his dick and was expressing his discomfort at it. So my response is "Oh man, I totally know what you mean. It sucks when you get your pubes stuck in the folds of your foreskin and have to pull them out. It feels weird and tickly."

    To which point my brother and his girlfriend, both drunk, look at me like a pair of dogs with their heads cocked sideways with that look of confusion they get whenever you imitate their own barking to mock them. See, both my brother and I were circumcised at birth (allegedly...) so for all these 26 years of my life whenever I've looked down to pee, wash, or "handle" myself, what I've seen is the partially sleeved mushroom cap in a skin-bowl. That shit is what looks and has always looked normal to me. So, when this conversation goes deeper, my brother has me wondering, so I Google "circumcised penis" to see whether or not we can confirm this. The image search brings up hundreds of images, some of which are a little disturbing and nowhere near what I'd asked for, but they all confirm the same thing. Those dicks look nothing like my dick. Apparently, whoever was responsible for my infantile foreskin hackjob left me with a reasonably sizeable amount left over!

    My only real frame of reference to other male dicks is from pornography, in which case they're hard and everything's all pulled back and what not... Apparently I've never gotten a good look at any other flaccid penises in my life and just thought it was normal to have a little left over flappy-flap down there. But no, now I'm being told more and more by all the other dudes I ask that there's not supposed to be any down there at all for some reason... And y'know, I've done okay for myself with the ladies, and I would think that if something looked... Out of sorts, they'd say something unless they just felt frightfully bad for me and my weird freak penis and just didn't want to bring things up.

    Naturally, I would absolutely post pics, but we all know what kind of trouble Zevad got in when he posted a picture of my ass. Lord knows what would happen if we subjected the BenBo to the heat of my meat and the angle of my dangle.

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Why did I read that post.


    Why.

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
    Why did I read that post.


    Why.
    Why didn't you use question marks when you were asking a question?

    The world is a mystery!

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
    Why did I read that post.


    Why.
    I think we are all asking ourselves the same question.


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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    I am the reverse of that. I have not been circumsized but the foreskins does not cover as much as it should. I too compared this to my little brother since he was not circumsized either and as kids we took a shower together.. He has much more foreskin than me. I used to think he was odd and I was normal. Now I think I just have a huge cock and the foreskin can not keep up with it.

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Freak!

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Congrads. You may have a whole penis, instead of a mutilated one.

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Whoa.

    Someone's making a late play for Thread of the Year!

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    Quote Originally Posted by nwspencer View Post
    Whoa.

    Someone's making a late play for Thread of the Year!
    *fingers crossed*

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    Re: Deeply personal revelation: I may only be partially circumcised!

    There are no words ...

    ... I mean, I got nothin.

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