The Food Created to Kill Us Thread

[Ryudo]

Slutty Brownies

1 Box of cookie mix,
1 Box of brownie mix,
2 Eggs,
1 Pack of Oreos (double stuffed ones are even better if you can find them)
Some oil
& your favourite ice-cream (optional)

Preheat your oven to 350°F
Line a baking tray with grease proof paper.
Follow the instructions on the cookie mix box & stir furiously until you have gooey cookie dough, I usually add a little extra water and oil to what they suggest, it just keeps it moist as you'll be baking it for longer than suggested. An extra teaspoon of each is just right.

Squidge (technical term) the cookie dough into a lined baking tray, until it covers the bottom.



Cover this layer with your Oreos. Don't use the broken ones, eat them as you go. This recipe is too glorious to use substandard Oreos.

Mix up your brownie batter. Just stick to the recipe on the box for this one.

& pour over your Oreos.



Bake for 30mins.

Remove from the oven and leave to cool.

When its still a little bit warm, use the paper to lift your creation out of the tray and rest it on a chopping board.
Use a large, sharp knife to cut it into manageable chunks, sections, slabs... depending on how many calories you think you can handle in one sitting.

Drop onto a plate and scoop on your ice cream.

I think Betty Crocker makes a mix of these now, except the oreos are not included and the brownie is on the bottom.

Same idea, though.

[Dreaded Anomaly]

[batmanbooyah]

I bet it was like the first time you fucked. Not made love, or even had sex, but that first time you actually like... banged. But this time, there was bacon.

There was bacon then too awwww jinx!!!!

[Prime]

[Prime]

[Chunky Ink]

If only there were a better source for potatoes...

[Ryudo]

If only there were a better source for potatoes...

...

I mean, instant mashed potatoes are good occasionally, but... tha's just nasty.

[Ryudo]

http://jacksonville.com/opinion/blog...-bacon-biscuit

The only thing better than a breakfast sandwich with bacon is a breakfast sandwich with even more bacon.

And that’s what Hardee’s has done with its new Bacon Bacon Biscuit, introduced this week.

The Bacon Bacon Biscuit features bacon strips, American cheese and egg – plus a slice of Canadian bacon – all served on one of Hardee’s signature Made from Scratch buttermilk biscuit.

Suggested retail price is $2.29; or $3.99 as a combo, served with hash rounds and drink (coffee, orange juice or soft drink). (Want the hash rounds and small coffee for free? Here's a coupon.)

And just in case you’re wondering, the sandwich has 450 calories, 27 grams of fat and 22 grams of protein.

[silverboy]

Hardee's doesn't get enough credit for trying to kill us. I drove by and saw a poster for "The Amazing Grilled Cheese Bacon Thickburger."

[Ray G.]

http://jacksonville.com/opinion/blog...-bacon-biscuit

That's fairly tame, all things considered.