The little shit was putting up fliers about how Israel is guilty of genocide. I know, it's his freedom of speech, and I was going to let it go. Then I read the flier and saw that he had a timeline that stated the Zionists conspired with the Nazis on the holocaust, and only 100,000 jews died. Plus, he came up with all sorts of numbers like "1, 000, 000 Palestinians" died in the Jenin "massacre". So I start writing notes on every flier he puts up, stating the facts. Suddenly, I'm hit from behind by a textbook. I look up at this crunchy-granola hippie motherfucker who looks like he just came from an anti-meat rally. He starts screaming at me that I'm a Zionist opressor and I can't silence the truth. He then swings his history textbook at my face again.
Beatdown commences. Jews don't normally start fights, but if you attack us, watch the fuck out. 4,000 years of repressed anger over the opression of my people came out, and the little fucker isn't going to be putting up any more fliers. Especially since I burned all of them. Oh, and it was non-university approved stuff, so he had no right to be putting them up in the first place, and I have at least ten witnesses saying that he started it. I feel good. Plus, my cred among the Jewish sorority has to have gone up a few pegs.
Originally Posted by Briomega
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