If George Carlin came back to life

[bachman]

and saw his face on so many of the avatars and signatures on this board, he'd yell and curse at you all for 45 minutes.

[William Joseph Dunn]

he would also be a flesh eating zombie.

[Criden]

You've proven you liked him more than anyone else. Everyone else didn't like him as much as you.

[THWIP!]

and saw how many people hoped to god he made it to heaven he'd yell and curse at you all for 45 minutes.

fixed.

[bachman]

he would also be a flesh eating zombie.

Well duh.

[Akira]

fixed.

True dat.

I bet he's down there right now, screaming at us.

[bartleby]

I doubt George Carlin ever lurked on the Bendis Board while he was alive, so I can't really see himself doing so if he was resurrected from the dead.

[bachman]

I doubt George Carlin ever lurked on the Bendis Board while he was alive, so I can't really see himself doing so if he was resurrected from the dead.

Are you challenging me to resurrect him?

[Boris the Blade]

Yeah, well, fuck him, his death made me sad and I'm going to do what I want to mourn him. He can suck my cock for all I care.

[THWIP!]

True dat.

I bet he's down there right now, screaming at us.

If you're referring to hell, why the fuck would he believe in that if he didn't believe in heaven?

And if you're not, he was cremated.