Unfortunate News about the War on String

[Criden]

Click.

[SgtPepper]

Young General Bonkers pictured here as an officer working the Toon Town beat

[NickT]

"Daring Bush Returns From Egypt With Crystal Skull"

[S. Earl]

I knew what this thread was about before I hit the jump. That is, and always will be, my favorite onion article ever.

General Bonkers - oh man, it gets me every time.

[NickT]

I like their videos of the Ninja Parade and the mysterious man enters town

[NickT]

Wait wait, THIS is their best:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36292

[Criden]

Bump for late-night concerned parties.

[Boris the Blade]

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...e_feedbags_let

Failure pile in a sadness bag.