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  1. 04-20-2008, 04:28 PM #11
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thommy Melanson View Post
    According to all the older kids when I was in elementary school, Mountain Dew was made from Dolly Parton's boob sweat.

    I was disappointed to learn as I got older that it only makes up 10% of the soda.

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    Really? Only 10 percent? That sucks.
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  2. 04-20-2008, 04:37 PM #12
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Henderson View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa, I thought Yellow 5 just killed your sperm and made it so that you didn't have to pull out (the normal safe method). Was my middle school lied to???
    Well, see, I live in Kentucky, and you live in Louisiana. I think the info started north and made its way downward, diluting as it went. So you were the last to get the info. There's no telling what it originally was, so I fear for my genital health now that I think about it.
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by The World's Greatest Sinner View Post
    Well, see, I live in Kentucky, and you live in Louisiana. I think the info started north and made its way downward, diluting as it went. So you were the last to get the info. There's no telling what it originally was, so I fear for my genital health now that I think about it.
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  4. 04-20-2008, 04:40 PM #14
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Henderson View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa, I thought Yellow 5 just killed your sperm and made it so that you didn't have to pull out (the normal safe method). Was my middle school lied to???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp View Post
    Never happened to me, but also let me take this time to dispell the rumor that douching with Mountain Dew after sex will NOT prevent pregnancy.
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  5. 04-20-2008, 04:41 PM #15
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Criden View Post
    Oh shit, was I wrong? IS IT FUNNY? OH SHIT! I'M WRONG! WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCK! OH FUCK!!!!!!
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  6. 04-20-2008, 04:47 PM #16
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp View Post
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    No no no...not douching with it, just drinking it. I'm serious, that was the common talk, and a lot of 12 year old dudes who'd never seen boobs drank it, bragging about how they didn't have to worry about making babies now.

    Quote Originally Posted by The World's Greatest Sinner View Post
    Oh shit, was I wrong? IS IT FUNNY? OH SHIT! I'M WRONG! WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCK! OH FUCK!!!!!!
    Heh, I actually went to junior high in Chicago and live in Los Angeles now. So I guess the rumor trickled down to you. And I guess I need to fear for my balls now as well.
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    I would think the floating particulate would be a welcome relief from the horrific taste of Mountain Dew.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by The World's Greatest Sinner View Post
    Oh shit, was I wrong? IS IT FUNNY? OH SHIT! I'M WRONG! WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCK! OH FUCK!!!!!!
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Henderson View Post

    Heh, I actually went to junior high in Chicago and live in Los Angeles now. So I guess the rumor trickled down to you. And I guess I need to fear for my balls now as well.
    Well, shit. Eunuchs can make good money in certain parts of the world, you know.
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  10. 04-20-2008, 05:29 PM #20
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

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