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    GODFATHER Ryan Elliott's Avatar
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    Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Have any of you, while drinking regular Mountain Dew in the bottle, noticed, as of late, little white...things floating around in the Dew?


    Anyone? Becuase I got some last night, and was drinking it, and felt a solid in my mouth. Well, I wasn't eating anything at the time, so I looked in their and saw what looked like TINY dots of white paper inside the bottle, floating around. A lot of them too. I went to check another bottle(we get the 24 12 oz bottles, lasts us a few weeks) but this time poured half the new bottle into the sink, just to make sure it wasn't anything from me. Sure enough, same stuff.

    Today, I went to the gas station next to work and bought a liter for lunch, thinking that it was just the batch I got that was messed up. I took a big swig out of it, and looked into the bottle. Same goddamn whatevers in there. Exactly the same as the two bottles the night before.

    I went to the store to see if there were any others like it, and sure enough, exactly the same.

    Have they been there all along and I just haven't noticed? I really don't think so. I'm incredibly paranoid about what I eat and drink, and I'm sure I would have noticed it before yesterday.


    Anybody else having this problem within the past couple of days?

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Never happened to me, but also let me take this time to dispell the rumor that douching with Mountain Dew after sex will NOT prevent pregnancy.
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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    I drank my last one today. Noticed nothing. From now on, I drink only water, tea, juice, and the occasional bottle of Smirnoff/Whatever vodka's around.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    This sucks, becuase I really love Mountain Dew.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan A. Elliott View Post
    This sucks, becuase I really love Mountain Dew.
    Yellow Dye Number 5 in massive quantities will shrink your cock, if intel I gathered while in middle school is correct. And it always is.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by The World's Greatest Sinner View Post
    Yellow Dye Number 5 in massive quantities will shrink your cock, if intel I gathered while in middle school is correct. And it always is.

    Why do you think I asked you guys this question?

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by Poo Nose View Post
    God Dammit my plan didn't work!
    ahahaha.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    According to all the older kids when I was in elementary school, Mountain Dew was made from Dolly Parton's boob sweat.

    I was disappointed to learn as I got older that it only makes up 10% of the soda.

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    Re: Question to the Mountain Dew drinkers of the board.

    Quote Originally Posted by The World's Greatest Sinner View Post
    Yellow Dye Number 5 in massive quantities will shrink your cock, if intel I gathered while in middle school is correct. And it always is.
    Whoa whoa whoa, I thought Yellow 5 just killed your sperm and made it so that you didn't have to pull out (the normal safe method). Was my middle school lied to???

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