That's what happens when you're retiredOriginally Posted by J. R. Scherer
for the day, that is.
T
(sips glass of Prune Juice...feels some inner rumblings...totters off to the loo)
Clearly, Brother TIP has far too much free time on his hands...
--J. R.
Senior Monster
That's what happens when you're retired
for the day, that is.
T
(sips glass of Prune Juice...feels some inner rumblings...totters off to the loo)
You're my new hero.
Any gamers in here? There is a gaming group called CoFR.
Crusty Old Fossil Rockers
CoFR web site
Minimum age is 25 or something, everyone plays nice, games are Counter-Strike, CS: Source, Day of Defeat, HL2, and some other first person shooters. Great servers. Awesome people. Been playing with them forever. Try them out and don't be a tool when you get there, they will give one warning, maybe two, then bannage. Keeps things easy.
I'm 28 and I find myself turning into my parents with each passing year.
Turn down that noise, you kids and your rap music.
I'm 40, and kids these days, I can't tell if they're boys or girls, and that rappy music is too loud and they don't dance properly, I remember when all this was fields....zzzzzzz
Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.
let's see...
I'm getting older and more senile, and dating girls way too young for me.
This is me at 27. i can't wait until I'm 83.
Dating??? My prostate's playing up and I haven't had a decent woody since there was a democrat in the whitehouse. Dating. Huh,kids!
Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.
My dad asks to borrow my latest CD's. He keeps up with the latest music. He's pretty cool and a decent drinking buddy.
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