i have found the aweseomest website ever

[Shwicaz]

http://www.stitchymcyarnpants.com/moks06/

for those of you who hate to click links because they don't know where they will end up, let me give you a preview of what is in store:

This woman is the Giving Tree of kitsch. Let’s make a list of all that she’s given us, shall we?**

1. A set of knitted, belted, orange hotpant overalls

2. Knee-high clog spats

3. A purple shirt with puffy sleves and realistic choking action

4. A strangely glowing tan that rivals the color of her knitted, belted hotpant overalls

5. Irradiated rosy cheekbones that could open a tin can

6. A Tyra-worthy fivehead.

7. A positively Freudian ice cream treat

8. Those eyes. Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

8. Nightmares for the rest of our lives

And if only she were facing us, I do believe we’d be treated to a camel’s entire fist, not simply the toe.

*wipes single tear from cheek*

She is perfection.



**please feel free to add anything I’ve forgotten!

and the links take you to amazing places:

http://www.stitchymcyarnpants.com/tincan/tincan.html

[stevapalooza]

Wow. I never knew Stretch Armstrong had a pet stretch snake.

[stevapalooza]

This one is awesome



"God I love my swimming sweater!"

[Shwicaz]

I want a bathing suit with those crazy colors on them

[danlomb]

ahahaha full props to the 'fivehead' joke

[Oeming]

wow, some of this is just... disturbing...