(The) Jesus Quintanna...

[Akira]

has the greatest introductory scene of any bit character in a feature film, ever.

Discuss.

[nihilance]

What's a discus have to do with Big Lebowski?

[Akira]

What's a discus have to do with Big Lebowski?

What are you talking about?

Spoiler:

[The Dean]

The Jesus is indeed on the short list. I think Maude Lewbowski also deserves a spot.

[Akira]

The Jesus is indeed on the short list. I think Maude Lewbowski also deserves a spot.

I don't know. The slow motion bowling motion and perfectly timed celebratory dance to the spanish version of "Hotel California" was pure gold.

[The Dean]

I don't know. The slow motion bowling motion and perfectly timed celebratory dance to the spanish version of "Hotel California" was pure gold.

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?

[Akira]

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?

Very true, that is up there, but I combat that with.

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull some shit like that with us? You pull your piece out on the lane. I gonna take it away from you, shove it up your ass and pull the trigger 'til it go *click*.

[Jew Mafia]

You just knew it was going to be something special from the moment he started pulling up his purple socks.

[Akira]

You just knew it was going to be something special from the moment he started pulling up his purple socks.