I have no legs. I have no legs...

**Humphrey_Lee** · 03-05-2008, 02:08 AM

Well, more like I just can't feel my legs. Stupid doing leg presses at the gym after not having done them in over a month and then having to work a 12 hour shift where I was standing/walking the entire time afterwards... These bastards are so sore, the sight of stairs makes me fucking cry a little inside.

Ah well, thems the breaks...

**kari** · 03-05-2008, 02:14 AM

That sucks! *pokes Humphrey's legs*

I once fell asleep in bed with my legs crossed which constricted the blood flow. There was a knock at my door (it was Noble) I jumped up out of bed to answer the door and proceeded to fall in the floor. I couldn't feel my legs and I was still mostly asleep so I was convinced that I was paralyzed.

I literally dragged myself to the door sobbing the whole way as I opened the door I looked up at Noble and started to say "I'm paralyz....." as the words were coming out of my mouth I could feel the tingling in my legs where the blood was flowing back through them. I jumped up looked at Noble and said "never mind!" while he stood there in the door way with a puzzled look on his face.

**Garth** · 03-05-2008, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by kari

That sucks! *pokes Humphrey's legs*

I once fell asleep in bed with my legs crossed which constricted the blood flow. There was a knock at my door (it was Noble) I jumped up out of bed to answer the door and proceeded to fall in the floor. I couldn't feel my legs and I was still mostly asleep so I was convinced that I was paralyzed.

I literally dragged myself to the door sobbing the whole way as I opened the door I looked up at Noble and started to say "I'm paralyz....." as the words were coming out of my mouth I could feel the tingling in my legs where the blood was flowing back through them. I jumped up looked at Noble and said "never mind!" while he stood there in the door way with a puzzled look on his face.

Bwahahahaha.

That's great.

**stevapalooza** · 03-05-2008, 03:52 AM

I think you may have legorexia

**anjugrao** · 03-05-2008, 04:19 AM

Kids?

**Peter McLeod** · 03-05-2008, 04:22 AM

do you still have use of your arms? Handstands are a wonderful thing!

**Humphrey_Lee** · 03-05-2008, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by kari

That sucks! *pokes Humphrey's legs*

I once fell asleep in bed with my legs crossed which constricted the blood flow. There was a knock at my door (it was Noble) I jumped up out of bed to answer the door and proceeded to fall in the floor. I couldn't feel my legs and I was still mostly asleep so I was convinced that I was paralyzed.

I literally dragged myself to the door sobbing the whole way as I opened the door I looked up at Noble and started to say "I'm paralyz....." as the words were coming out of my mouth I could feel the tingling in my legs where the blood was flowing back through them. I jumped up looked at Noble and said "never mind!" while he stood there in the door way with a puzzled look on his face.

Hehe, she poked me! But, uh, that's not a leg dear...

Yeah, I definitely almost just fell over as soon as I stood up from sleeping on the couch. It was an "Oh fuck" and I kind of waved my arms around as I swiveled my hips around to stay upright. This is going to be an interesting day, especially since I'm probably going to see Henry Rollins but in the "Standing Room Only" section. Oy vey...

**Jew Mafia** · 03-05-2008, 07:12 AM

I remember the day I saw you hobblin'
A Weeble wobblin' ah you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be makin'
Ride you like a Sit and Spin 'til your stumps started achin'
Spin you around yeah roll you near
Turn you upside down to hold my beer