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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    When exactly did your spell check leave you for another writer?

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Dear Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column,

    My eyes get too tired while trying to read POWERS. Can you suggest some ocular excises to train the ol' peepers up to the point that I can finish a whole issue without going blind?

    Sincerely,

    Ulysses S Poop-pants
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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Dear Gail Bendis,

    I am interested in writing comics. I have 100 of stories. I want to send them to you to read. Is this ok? Could you critique them for me? Maybe pass them along to Joey Q at marvel? I think I'd be the next big marvel writer. Can't wait to hear from you about how much you love my stories.

    Your Friend,

    John

    P.S. I really like that monkey fucking issue of powers. you should do more of that.
    Real Name: John Sitton


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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    deer Bendis,

    You ar e teh suck!1! Wear is my Ultimte Tar Baby?

    Sinceerly,

    Scrotum McDiddle
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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Who's more bald? You, Brian K Vaughan, or Grant Morrision?
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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Dear Bald Jewish Gail,

    Why is AAlgar so awesome?

    http://www.aalgar-is-awesome.com/

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    That is just a weird thought to have. I mean, even to think it... then you went ahead and shared it. Weirdo.
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    You are the Hitler of third grade jokes!!!!
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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Deer Gayle Samoan,

    Howe haz haredressing enflewinced ur riting?

    Yer formur clyents - Azzarello, Bendis and Vaughan.

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Dear Brian -

    I have thee questions for you -

    What did yu do before you were a hiardresser?
    Who do you think is cuter Mike or Mack?
    Whenare you going to let Gail guest on the letters column in Powers?

    You kep writing thium and i'll keep reading them.

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Dear Gull Seaanemone,

    Glug! Glug, glug!

    Glurp, Aquaman.

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Deer Gayl,

    Pleez For Cheez Don't Let Tem Kill Catman In Teh Final Crisises!! Whut Kind Of Horrabel Sick Peepul Kill Off Sumbudy's Favrit Charecter Just 2 Boost Sails? Teh Distingwished Compitishun Makes Me Sick!

    LOVE,

    Bryan Mikale Uh...Shmendis

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