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Thread: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Ten bucks says this thread actually ends up being a POWERS lettercolumn at some point. Hell, all Bendis does for it these days is copy and paste threads from the board in there.

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

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    I thought the slash fiction you did with Paste Pot Pete and Wonder Man was great.
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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    ULTIMATE AUTHOR'S COMMENTARY

    3007 pages of scribbles, doodles and notes. Here's just an excerpt!

    "Spidey--should fight someone? WHAT IF THE SOMEONE HAD STRENGTH?!?!?"

    and

    "Hawkeye--something happens with EROS? What if he SHOOTS his EROS at someone? What if SOMEONE WAS FAST LIKE WOOOOSH!?!?!"

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    I could totally do this. I don't know why he hasn't asked me.

    It's probably jealousy.


    Gail

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Do you like George Wendt?

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    The fact that you started this with a Priest joke makes you more awesomer.

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Do you like potatoes?

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    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Would you like to see a movie featuring George Wendt eating potatoes?

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