BENDIS! Tweets

Tweets are Loading...

Page 1 of 9 12345 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 85

Thread: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

  1. #1

    Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Okay. I love Powers, I love Bendis, I love the Powers Letters column.

    But do you think Brian ever asks me, Gail Simone, the 247th most beloved writer in comics (if you count Christopher Priest and Jim Owsley as two) to take over his letter column for a month?

    NO!

    Stand-up comics? Sure. Some girl who offered to sleep with his mailbox? Absolutely.

    But not Gail Simone, writer of such titles as GIRLS OF PRAYER and DADPOO and some others I can't recall right now, but one of them might have been THE MARVELOUS ADVENTURES OF GUSTY BEAVER.

    The unfairitude!

    Is it possible that he is afraid Gail Simone will be SO brilliant and wonderful that people will say to him the following month, "HEY! We want more of that STUPID lady!"

    That's what I think would happen.

    So this is my fake Powers Letters Column to show I can stand with the Big Boys. The Bald Boys. The Big Bald Big Boys!

    Keep in mind I'm several months behind in my reading because I haven't picked up my comics in ages, so any answers to any questions about the current storyline will be really, really cool.

    Make Yours Marty! Excelisyphillus!

    PUT QUESTIONS HERE!

    Gail Bendis

  2. #2

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    you are my favorite black comic creator.

  3. #3
    Banned Blandy vs Terrorism's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Somewhere....beyond the sea....
    Posts
    49,594

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    When will we see some girl on girl action with Deena and the new Retro Girl?

  4. #4

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDIS! View Post
    you are my favorite black comic creator.
    HOW DO YOU TYPE WHEN YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY HOLDING SOMETHING* IN ONE HAND LIKE THAT? THAT IS AMAZING. IT IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING HOW YOU TYPE WITH ONE HAND, WHILE HOLDING SOMETHING IN THE OTHER.**








    *YOUR PENIS



    ** THAT "SOMETHING" IS YOUR PENIS

  5. #5

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel Hernandez View Post
    When will we see some girl on girl action with Deena and the new Retro Girl?
    I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF AND THE AWARDS I HAVE, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF AWARDS.

    HERE IS SOMETHING A GUY SAID ABOUT ME ON A WEBSITE.

    "Bendis is...good...book...lengthy...seems able to...write...variety...soup."

    I EDITED IT.

    BENDIS

  6. #6
    Banned Blandy vs Terrorism's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Somewhere....beyond the sea....
    Posts
    49,594

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    What are your thoughts on Van Damme movies?

  7. #7
    Banned Blandy vs Terrorism's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Somewhere....beyond the sea....
    Posts
    49,594

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Have you ever eaten a Hot Dago?

  8. #8
    Banned Blandy vs Terrorism's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Somewhere....beyond the sea....
    Posts
    49,594

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    I thought the slash fiction you did with Paste Pot Pete and Wonder Man was great.

  9. #9

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    IMPORTANT BENDIS NEWS!

    BENDIS' CAT WILL BE APPEARING IN THE

    I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER DEFINITIVE COLLECTION

    THIS CAT ("MR. SNUGGLES") WILL BE APPEARING IN A PHOTO. HE WILL LOOK LIKE HE IS SMOKING A DOOBIE BUT IT IS JUST A JUICE BOX STRAW. HE WILL HAVE A CAPTION. "DAVE IZNT HEAR, MAN!"

    THE PHOTO WILL BE FOLLOWED BY EXTENSIVE NOTES, AUTHOR'S COMMENTARY, AND DEVELOPMENT SKETCHES, PLUS I DREW A CARTOON OF MUTTLEY FROM WACKY RACERS.

    29.95, printed on glossy batwings

  10. #10
    Banned Blandy vs Terrorism's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Somewhere....beyond the sea....
    Posts
    49,594

    Re: Gail Simone's Fake POWERS Letters Column

    Going back to Deena and Retro Girl, will they every do a donkey show?

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •