Reply With QuoteIsn't there a law against knowingly communicating STDs to people? You'd think that would prevent Paris Hilton from defiling people with "her" touch.
Who's the dude with Paris?Originally Posted by sto110
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Isn't there a law against knowingly communicating STDs to people? You'd think that would prevent Paris Hilton from defiling people with "her" touch.
It might be, if it didn't involve Paris.
Talk about unflattering pictures...
"Oh hello... I'd like a hair-do/outfit combination that would make Hillary Swank look feminine by comparison. Spare no expense, money is not an issue."
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I was there, I dared them to do it.
"What if it snowed in San Francisco?"
Announcer Voice: On the next 24...
Kim Bauer: "Daddy... Help... An evil, spoiled brat of a woman of a famous hotel mogul has me trapped and making me do naughty things with her... I'm afraid I might end up in her next sex video..."
Jack Bauer: "I'll be right there sweetie... I... Wait... What?"
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep"
Last edited by Drkemerld73; 02-01-2008 at 04:42 PM.
i think it would be more like after kim said her bit, we'd revert to a moment from season 2:Announcer Voice: On the next 24...
Kim Bauer: "Daddy... Help... An evil, spoiled brat of a woman of a famous hotel mogul has me trapped and making me do naughty things with her... I'm afraid I might end up in her next sex video..."
Jack Bauer: "I'll be right there sweetie... I... Wait... What?"
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep"
Jack: "Kim, I want you to point the gun at her chest and pull the trigger"
*BAM*
Kim: Now what?
Jack: "I want you to shoot her again."
and so on until the gun was empty.
I was pondering something like that, but I wanted to stick with a teaser for the following week.
I would hope that Jack would have such a look of horror, that he busts down the door, Paris says: "That's so hot" and he just shoots her point blank.
Then he can walk away saying he didn't need her alive.
Of course if he did need her alive, then in a matter of seconds she would be dead anyway given the way the series goes.
So many possibilities....
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