Did you already clear John Strawberries and John Bigboote?
An email from work:
From: Sheryl ********
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:10 PM
Cc: John Connor
Please set up access for John Connor into our Planwell.
this is ominous...
I hate time travel. Should I ask if this is a young 20 something John Connor, or a battle hardend bastard from the future.
These are important questions.
My advice? Wear kevlar kneepads.
That is funny. But if you work in the IT dept and have to set up access for him, there might be a very good chance he is here to kill you.
We do have the plans to plenty of Govt. buildings on file...
You have to work this to your advantage. Email him and say "Come with me if you want to access Planwell."
And whenever you pass by his cubicle, look in and say "I'll be back."
And when he leaves for the day say, "Hasta La Vista, Baby!"