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    Hard Boiled S. Earl's Avatar
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    Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    An email from work:

    From: Sheryl ********
    Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:10 PM
    To: SteveC@*********
    Cc: John Connor
    Subject: PlanWell


    Hi Steven,

    Please set up access for John Connor into our Planwell.

    Thanks,

    Sheryl

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    Did you already clear John Strawberries and John Bigboote?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregory View Post
    Did you already clear John Strawberries and John Bigboote?
    Big-Boo-Tay! Big-Boo-Tay!

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    this is ominous...

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    I hate time travel. Should I ask if this is a young 20 something John Connor, or a battle hardend bastard from the future.

    These are important questions.

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    My advice? Wear kevlar kneepads.

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    That is funny. But if you work in the IT dept and have to set up access for him, there might be a very good chance he is here to kill you.

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    We do have the plans to plenty of Govt. buildings on file...

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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    You have to work this to your advantage. Email him and say "Come with me if you want to access Planwell."

    And whenever you pass by his cubicle, look in and say "I'll be back."

    And when he leaves for the day say, "Hasta La Vista, Baby!"
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    Re: Christ, do I work for Skynet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp View Post
    You have to work this to your advantage. Email him and say "Come with me if you want to access Planwell."

    And whenever you pass by his cubicle, look in and say "I'll be back."

    And when he leaves for the day say, "Hasta La Vista, Baby!"
    That is hilarious.

    It was actually from a client though, not a fellow employee. If they don't have a sense of humor the entire thing could backfire.

    Of course, my last day is next friday. What do I have to lose?

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