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    Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    Or so this fucking moron says. This is some seriously funny, delusional babble from another conservative wack job. I really wish I had a license to kill, or at least castrate...

    http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/K...&comments=true

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    Go fuck yourself, Kevin McCullough

    I was first alerted to this via kotaku.com

    Here is the link - http://www.townhall.com/columnists/K..._for_president

    I am in a rage right now. Seriously, I don't even know what to say. Seriously, I can't even comment on it right now. Just try and read it, I dare you.

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    Heh, I just started this thread too. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate this man.

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    I've never played Mass Effect - what is he talking about?
    Originally Posted by Glixy:
    I'm not sure if you're middle aged, but the only things I know about you are your avatar picture, and that you are a lawyer, so I picture you as some kind of cross between K. Richards, and L. Hutz.

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    I love it...

    I hear the libertarian Ron Paul's answer already, "Government has no business censoring freedom of expression." Figures, he's a libertarian.
    Which to say is part of the same conspiracy to turn our boys gay and make women into soldiers!!!

    Not to mention the game is rating "M", and thus, not able to be sold to minors....

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    Wow, that article is filled with outright falsehoods.

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    A look at this guy's photo reminds me of that Bill Hicks quote...

    "You ever wonder why the people who believe in creationism... looke REALLY unevolved?"
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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim T. View Post
    I've never played Mass Effect - what is he talking about?
    Nonsense. He made this up. It's clear he has never ever played the game. I hate people like this so much.

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim T. View Post
    I've never played Mass Effect - what is he talking about?
    He brings up the game but he is really bashing the technology. He is an idiot. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

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    Re: Mass Effect = Realistic Sex Simulator for 15 year old boys

    With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.


    I want "virtual orgasmic rape is the push of a button away" on a t-shirt. NOW!

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