I reverse tailgate

[Forrest]

If someone is tailgating me, I slow down, especially if they have no way of getting around me. If they do get an opening, I might safely block that opening.

I'm giving them time to chill out and think about what they've done.

Also, I'm most likely to do this to dildo-shaped sports cars and ridiculously massive trucks that look like they've never left paved roads (extra points if the truck has four tires on its back axle). These types seem to need a little extra reflection time.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Thanks for sharing?

[Marc Lombardi]

I thought you meant that you show up late for sporting events and then buy tons of overpriced beer inside in order to get a good buzz going.

[DaGetHighKnight]

I like to try to put people who ride the bus lane into parked cars, One day I will get a real life take out, cant wait.

[Jim.]

I thought this was going to be about grilling meats in the parking lot of an arena.

[McAfee]

I can't wait for your next thread: I JUST GOT ROAD-RAGED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Buk Was Right]

I thought you meant that you show up late for sporting events and then buy tons of overpriced beer inside in order to get a good buzz going.

Or staying sober the entire game and then getting blasted in the lot AFTER the game.

[Barry Hollifield]

If someone is tailgating me, I slow down, especially if they have no way of getting around me. If they do get an opening, I might safely block that opening.

I'm giving them time to chill out and think about what they've done.

Also, I'm most likely to do this to dildo-shaped sports cars and ridiculously massive trucks that look like they've never left paved roads (extra points if the truck has four tires on its back axle). These types seem to need a little extra reflection time.

I do exactly the same thing.

[JoeE]

Yeah, I do that too. If you want to ride within 12 inches of my bumper, well I'm damn sure going to make it a long ride.

If I ever got depressed and want to kill myself, slamming on the brakes when a tailgater is behind me is how I want to go.

[TheHanna]

If someone is tailgating me, I slow down, especially if they have no way of getting around me. If they do get an opening, I might safely block that opening.

I'm giving them time to chill out and think about what they've done.

Also, I'm most likely to do this to dildo-shaped sports cars and ridiculously massive trucks that look like they've never left paved roads (extra points if the truck has four tires on its back axle). These types seem to need a little extra reflection time.

I thought I was the only person who did this. Although I just do it out of spite and hatred for them, not so they can cool down.