Reply With QuoteThat's too bad. Initially, the game looked pretty good.
It may well have been, if the writers at Xbox World magazine are to be believed. They got hold of a copy just before the game was delayed a few months back, and the code they played wasn't so great. Wasn't good. Wasn't even bad. It was worse than bad!
"As it stands, Army of Two is a juvenile swear-fest with clumsy controls, a story apparently penned by a seven year old who hates them ay-rabs, laughable level design that tosses you into a cut-scene every thirty seconds, sub Perfect Dark Zero graphics and the two least likable characters in gaming history. We'd rather play as a Bubsy the Bobcat/Raiden from Metal Gear Solid tag-team than these two douchebags. The delay is a stay of execution. It has four months to get even vaguely good. Hope for a miracle."
That's too bad. Initially, the game looked pretty good.
Oh sure, if that guy wrote for Gamespot, he'd be fired
I never really got the appeal of this game to be honest.
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A video game developed by EA that isn't a sports game being complete garbage? STOP THE PRESSES! This must be one of the signs of the Apocalypse!
Wii Friend Code: I haven't turned on my Wii since May 17, 2008. One of the worst consoles I've ever owned, and I had a Jaguar.
I think the graphics look purdy. Sounds like it's just a beautiful turd.
You sir, are a poet.Originally Posted by Matt Jay
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Oh man. I wonder if I can order a build of the game at work. I would honestly like to see if it's as bad as they say it is.
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