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    sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    play hackie-sac in an enclosed space with waaaaaaaay to many people in that space, wearing ACU's and combat boots, and then kick the sac up high and watch it hit an incendiary grenade, make it wobble, watch everyone's eyes get big and mouths drop, watch the grenade fall to the ground, bounce and then slide a bit and stop, then watch everyone exhale
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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    Yes, that would do the trick.


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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    I shit alittle reading that.
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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    Christ, I think I'm already having issues breathing.

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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    could you imagine the news report on that one?
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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    Quote Originally Posted by COTE View Post
    play hackie-sac in an enclosed space with waaaaaaaay to many people in that space, wearing ACU's and combat boots, and then kick the sac up high and watch it hit an incendiary grenade, make it wobble, watch everyone's eyes get big and mouths drop, watch the grenade fall to the ground, bounce and then slide a bit and stop, then watch everyone exhale
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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    nvm
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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    A friend of mine in Iraq told me a story about how an Iraqi popped up and shot an RPG into the back of their vehicle (humvee.) The grenade was too close when it was fired and didn't arm so it just bounced around in the back of the truck and finally landed on the floor in front of everyone. One of the guys in the vehicle put his helmet on top of it and they rode back to their base.

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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

    Kids and their wacky games...
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    Re: sure fire way to scare the shit out of yourself

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