Ducks are the stupidist fucking animals ever born!

[Thudpucker]

We have some ducks that live in the pond at my apartment complex, and I love it. So cool to have them around.

But these stupid fucking birds walk in a straight line thru our parking lot every single day, slooooooowly. Right in front of cars. Honking, pulling right up to them... it never scares them, or hurries them out of harms way. It's like they have no clue of the cars existence. And of course we have a few assholes here who run them over every once in awhile

This morning, I saw 4 ducks walking across the street in front of the apartment. A 4 lane, very busy road - and they walked right out into it, no hesitation.

Makes me want to walk up to them and scream "FLY THE FUCK OVER THE ROAD!!!!! YOU HAVE WINGS!!!!"

sigh.

[thatguylobo]

We have some ducks that live in the pond at my apartment complex, and I love it. So cool to have them around.

But these stupid fucking birds walk in a straight line thru our parking lot every single day, slooooooowly. Right in front of cars. Honking, pulling right up to them... it never scares them, or hurries them out of harms way. It's like they have no clue of the cars existence. And of course we have a few assholes here who run them over every once in awhile

This morning, I saw 4 ducks walking across the street in front of the apartment. A 4 lane, very busy road - and they walked right out into it, no hesitation.

Makes me want to walk up to them and scream "FLY THE FUCK OVER THE ROAD!!!!! YOU HAVE WINGS!!!!"

sigh.

Beware. Ducks are full of malice, and will turn on you without a moment's hesitation.

[BriRedfern]

Kubiak will not be happy with this.

[BriRedfern]

Make Way for Ducklings!!!!!!

[Thudpucker]

Seriously, what other animal walks out slowly and stands in front of a car? Runs out, sure. But steps out and just stands there, when it could fly away?

So fucking stupid, it's so sad

[DungeonMasterJim]

Ducks really are totally stupid. My brother keeps some as pets and they are so dumb, they will walk over a stump to the point off falling off it and rolling onto the ground rather than walking around it.

DM Jim

[NATE!]

Seriously, what other animal walks out slowly and stands in front of a car? Runs out, sure. But steps out and just stands there, when it could fly away?

So fucking stupid, it's so sad

True enough, but it could very well prove the point that a duck is cooler dead than you are alive.

[Susan BANthony]

But...but...



Things that cute can't be dumb!

AMcK

[Flonk]

Time to but out our good friend Mr. Twelve Gauge!

[Thudpucker]

But...but...



Things that cute can't be dumb!

AMcK

aaaaawwwwwww, so cute