1. He's an otherworldly small-town dwarf with acid for blood. She's a transdimensional out-of-work bodyguard who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
2. He's an ungodly hunchbacked filmmaker with acid for blood. She's a green-fingered kleptomaniac former first lady on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
3. He's an unconventional moralistic werewolf on his last day in the job. She's a vivacious antique-collecting snake charmer operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!