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    Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    I mentioned my dislike of baseball caps in another thread, to which HL replied:
    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey_Lee
    I'm losing my hair goddammit!!!! It needs cover!
    Sadly, that thread was closed...so I post my reply here. To HL:



    Bald men are SEXY!! Flaunt that silky-smooth, taut skin adorning your wonderous round head!!! Show the world that you don't waste your energy or your hormones on growing silly ol' hair!! It SCREAMS security in your own manhood! Hair - pfft! Hair is just the Hummer of the Little Willy Insecurity Coiffure Club for Men - but baldness...baldness is like...like boldly walking right onto the used car lot and laying down cold hard cash for that 1986 powder blue Honda Civic coupe, original seatcovers and all!! So, take off that baseball cap, flaunt that skin, and show the whole world wide that you - YOU are a man who truly has a really big dick.

    Either that, or get a toupée....




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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    eh. my hair is going, and it has been rightly pointed out to me that i look about 20 years older with my head shaved.

    so, i'll be holding off on that for another year or two, i think. or at least until the air gets warmer round these parts.

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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by c. page
    eh. my hair is going, and it has been rightly pointed out to me that i look about 20 years older with my head shaved.

    so, i'll be holding off on that for another year or two, i think. or at least until the air gets warmer round these parts.

    Yes...hair CAN make a guy look younger...but not necessarily BETTER. Patrick Stewart, Michael Jordan and Yul Brenner are perfect examples of men who look 100x better without hair than with.

    Just sayin'....

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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dasNdanger View Post
    Yes...hair CAN make a guy look younger...but not necessarily BETTER. Patrick Stewart, Michael Jordan and Yul Brenner are perfect examples of men who look 100x better without hair than with.

    Just sayin'....

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    oh believe me, it'll be shaved sooner rather than later. look at my avatar. you can see where the widow's peaks are developing a meeting place in the middle.

    i'd rather not have a dot of hair in the front of my head, so once they meet, i'll probably start shaving it off completely.

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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by c. page
    oh believe me, it'll be shaved sooner rather than later. look at my avatar. you can see where the widow's peaks are developing a meeting place in the middle.

    i'd rather not have a dot of hair in the front of my head, so once they meet, i'll probably start shaving it off completely.

    I've always imagined that - if I had to shave my head (like, if I lost my hair due to cancer treatment, or something), I'd get my entire skull tattooed...just not sure with what yet. Or...maybe I'd just color it with Sharpie markers...

    I think I like bald heads because my grandfather was bald, and he was a wonderful man. When I was little, I said that I loved him 'because him face went all the way to the back of him head'.

    And yeah...I talked like an Indian until I was like 5.


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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dasNdanger View Post
    I mentioned my dislike of baseball caps in another thread, to which HL replied:


    Sadly, that thread was closed...so I post my reply here. To HL:



    Bald men are SEXY!! Flaunt that silky-smooth, taut skin adorning your wonderous round head!!! Show the world that you don't waste your energy or your hormones on growing silly ol' hair!! It SCREAMS security in your own manhood! Hair - pfft! Hair is just the Hummer of the Little Willy Insecurity Coiffure Club for Men - but baldness...baldness is like...like boldly walking right onto the used car lot and laying down cold hard cash for that 1986 powder blue Honda Civic coupe, original seatcovers and all!! So, take off that baseball cap, flaunt that skin, and show the whole world wide that you - YOU are a man who truly has a really big dick.

    Either that, or get a toupée....




    das

    ... the only thing I got out of that was "Hummer"...


    And I can't even get one of those with hair...

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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey_Lee View Post
    ... the only thing I got out of that was "Hummer"...


    And I can't even get one of those with hair...

    I was talkin' about the kind you drive....




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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dasNdanger View Post
    I was talkin' about the kind you drive....




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    Oh....


    Awk-ward!!!


    ....









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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Hm.

    I shaved my head on Sunday.

    But I drive an '08 Mercedes.

    Maybe I have a medium-sized penis.

    I'm OK with that.

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    Re: Humphrey Lee - Bald IS beautiful!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Your Dirt Burglar, Frozen View Post
    Hm.

    I shaved my head on Sunday.

    But I drive an '08 Mercedes.

    Maybe I have a medium-sized penis.

    I'm OK with that.
    Well maybe I'm okay with that too...


    ... Awk-ward...












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