Did he murder some bums or something?
Good for him
Whoops, 2005, sorry. But still good...
Did he donate one or two of the Bush family vacation homes?
Bush is a total lameduck right now, so there's no reason to pull the old "homelessness on the rise" criticism out against him in the press any more.
I'm assuming the decrease in hobo population has something to do with Cheney's unquechable thirst for hobo blood and his growing collection of bindles?
I'm guessing that, in reality, he just gave them all guns and uniforms and sent them off to Iraq. Two birds with one stone?