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  1. 11-07-2007, 02:39 AM #1
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    Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    Now YOU can become the Shocker!

    Curl your fist around 950,000 volts of "shock therapy". The Knuckles Stun Gun has a unique patented design giving you full control of it's awesome power. Sure to become a hit amongst joggers, the grip makes for comfortable fit and even has rubberized coating. There is no sacrificing voltage in Blast Knuckles. It releases close to one million volts. Also features a safety switch and "ready for use" LED indicator plus a momentary button releasing the powerful shock. Includes 2 lithium batteries and a magnetic leather holster.
    You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
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  2. 11-07-2007, 02:41 AM #2
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    I'm holding out for the Ringer.
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  3. 11-07-2007, 03:07 AM #3
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    How much for a 15 year-old high school kid to dress up in tights, beat you up in public and call you "The Vibrator"?
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  4. 11-07-2007, 03:25 AM #4
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    Bendis should incorporate this into the running Shocker gags in USM...maybe have some 10-year old kid buy one of these and then punch out Ultimate Shocker...
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  5. 11-07-2007, 03:51 AM #5
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    Sold!

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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    Looks like that thing Batman used on JLU when he was fighting aliens or supervillains.


    Sweet!!
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  7. 11-07-2007, 05:14 AM #7
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    I want a glider and pumpkin bombs!

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  8. 11-07-2007, 04:12 PM #8
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieSpeedball the 2nd View Post
    I want a glider and pumpkin bombs!
    Who doesn't?
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  9. 11-07-2007, 04:15 PM #9
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    Whatever... Call me when they start selling hypnotic top hats...

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  10. 11-07-2007, 04:19 PM #10
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    Re: Modern technology is catching up with Marvel technology!

    THE SHOCKER.....yeah
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