I'm holding out for the Ringer.
Now YOU can become the Shocker!
Curl your fist around 950,000 volts of "shock therapy". The Knuckles Stun Gun has a unique patented design giving you full control of it's awesome power. Sure to become a hit amongst joggers, the grip makes for comfortable fit and even has rubberized coating. There is no sacrificing voltage in Blast Knuckles. It releases close to one million volts. Also features a safety switch and "ready for use" LED indicator plus a momentary button releasing the powerful shock. Includes 2 lithium batteries and a magnetic leather holster.![]()
I'm holding out for the Ringer.
Bendis should incorporate this into the running Shocker gags in USM...maybe have some 10-year old kid buy one of these and then punch out Ultimate Shocker...
Sold!
P.
Looks like that thing Batman used on JLU when he was fighting aliens or supervillains.
Sweet!!
Whatever... Call me when they start selling hypnotic top hats...
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Last edited by Buk Was Right; 11-07-2007 at 04:21 PM.
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