Reply With Quoteover the top so the new piece is right there in the front ready to grab.
no fishing around behind the roll to grab a new sheet for me!
you are not an honorable american. in fact you may be a damn dirty commie!
Over the top, baby!
Down and under, stud...
So I was in the bathroom and I noticed that my wife has put a new roll of toilet paper on the roller. Well, that's nice...since she usually forgets to, but I noticed that the paper was coming over the top. I always have the paper so it rolls down the back of the roll, because I'm a good and honorable American. So tell me, bastards: How do you like your TP?
Originally Posted by Gregory
over the top so the new piece is right there in the front ready to grab.
no fishing around behind the roll to grab a new sheet for me!
you are not an honorable american. in fact you may be a damn dirty commie!
'If You Don't Know Where You're Going, Any Road Will Get You There." --The Cheshire Cat
Be hold the Glory of Hermit Crab in a Glass Shell
*Googles for a correlation between greg donovan and Fox News*over the top so the new piece is right there in the front ready to grab.
no fishing around behind the roll to grab a new sheet for me!
you are not an honorable american. in fact you may be a damn dirty commie!
I prefer it down and under, and I fought in th' WAR, so that means I'm right and greg donovan is, in fact, the commie.
no that just means you are a double agent.
'If You Don't Know Where You're Going, Any Road Will Get You There." --The Cheshire Cat
Be hold the Glory of Hermit Crab in a Glass Shell
those photos of me on rupert murdock's boat are faked.
'If You Don't Know Where You're Going, Any Road Will Get You There." --The Cheshire Cat
Be hold the Glory of Hermit Crab in a Glass Shell
I'm sorry sir, but we're trained to detect your commie hypno-talk.no that just means you are a double agent.
I'm all American! These colors don't run, Ivan!no that just means you are a double agent.
The stuff that I use the toilet paper for, however....
Down and under makes no sense. You have to sort of peel it off the wall where it's resting. When it's over the top, you just have a sheet of paper hanging with nothing in your way. Maybe if the military put their TP over the top, we'd have won in Iraq by now.
But then if it's over the top, the angle for your arm is all wrong and you hit your funny bone on the toilet tank. At least, that's what happens if you have American arms, which I do and will gladly display with pride.
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