Yeah, I realize that celebrating your post count is lame, and I also realize that 9,000 posts is, like, a month's work for some of you obsessed muthafukkas...but, damn, it was staggering for me to see that I was on the verge of hitting that milestone. I can't believe I've spewed that much crap onto this board. Shit, I can't believe I've survived long enough to spew that much crap onto the board. It truly boggles the mind.
Anyway, props to everyone for making this an enjoyable place to hang. You're all cool as shit, even those of you who don't like me. I'm out fo' the night. Peeeeace.
I'm still six months away.
We usually celebrate these by posting pictures of scantily-clad, beautiful women.
Who the fuck are you?
Disclaimer: 98% of anything I post is not serious and should be taken seriously. Especially if it's out of context.