9000 posts.

[King of Mars]

Yeah, I realize that celebrating your post count is lame, and I also realize that 9,000 posts is, like, a month's work for some of you obsessed muthafukkas...but, damn, it was staggering for me to see that I was on the verge of hitting that milestone. I can't believe I've spewed that much crap onto this board. Shit, I can't believe I've survived long enough to spew that much crap onto the board. It truly boggles the mind.

Anyway, props to everyone for making this an enjoyable place to hang. You're all cool as shit, even those of you who don't like me. I'm out fo' the night. Peeeeace.

[HeroBoy]

Yeah, I realize that celebrating your post count is lame, and I also realize that 9,000 posts is, like, a month's work for some of you obsessed muthafukkas...but, damn, it was staggering for me to see that I was on the verge of hitting that milestone. I can't believe I've spewed that much crap onto this board. Shit, I can't believe I've survived long enough to spew that much crap onto the board. It truly boggles the mind.

Anyway, props to everyone for making this an enjoyable place to hang. You're all cool as shit, even those of you who don't like me. I'm out fo' the night. Peeeeace.

if only the mets could have shared in your dedication...(ps. I like the tigers, so I suck more...hammer don't hurt me?)

Congrats. Hope one day I can make your numbers...

[Joe Kalicki]

I'm still six months away.

[Jerome Gibbons]

We usually celebrate these by posting pictures of scantily-clad, beautiful women.

[Magnum V.I.]

We usually celebrate these by posting pictures of scantily-clad, beautiful women.

...*writes down so he remembers when he makes his 20k post one day*

[HeroBoy]

girls like these?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Who the fuck are you?

[Taxman]

Who the fuck are you?

seriously

The only proper way to celebrate this milestone would have been with a name change to King of Mars.

[Donal DeLay]

girls like these?

No, he said beautiful.

Spoiler:

kidding.

I'd hit it.

On the copier, too.

[Taxman]

That's Olympic Stadium in Montreal in the background.

Not that anyone cares.