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    The Pat Classic Pat Loika's Avatar
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    What the hell?!

    Our employee break room's been closed all day, and people are absolutely clueless as to why. Nobody could get a hold of the people in charge of maintenance to see if there's work being done in there. Some idiot took home the security keys as well.

    We called for a locksmith to get the door opened.

    Once the door was opened, we saw a four employees sleeping on the benches, a couple of them naked after a night of wild sex. Thankfully, they're not from my department, and I don't have to worry about any kind of disciplinary action for them.

    We woke them all up and had them leave, of course.

    The best part was overhearing one of them complaining about a piece of chicken in his crotch.

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    Re: What the hell?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Loika View Post

    The best part was overhearing one of them complaining about a piece of chicken in his crotch.


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    Re: What the hell?!

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    There is absolutely no way that The Avengers makes more than The Dark Knight Rises. None.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy is not going to outgross Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and X-Men: Days of Future Past. Certainly not with an August opening. You can count on that.

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    Re: What the hell?!

    Isn't that what the break room is for?

    Crotch chicken and sex.

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    Re: What the hell?!

    Spoiler:




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    Re: What the hell?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunter View Post
    Isn't that what the break room is for?

    Crotch chicken and sex.
    Not normally. At his last job, Pat's desk was designated for fornication.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew View Post
    There is absolutely no way that The Avengers makes more than The Dark Knight Rises. None.
    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew View Post
    Guardians of the Galaxy is not going to outgross Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and X-Men: Days of Future Past. Certainly not with an August opening. You can count on that.

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    Re: What the hell?!

    Were they on the clock?

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    Re: What the hell?!

    What the fuck? That's really messed up. How does this shit keep happening where you work?

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    Re: What the hell?!

    I truly think you post some items to see if we'll call "bullshit." You're testing us.
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    Re: What the hell?!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_%27n_Chicken

    Apparently your hotel employees just got a little confused about how it works.

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