Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by Pat Loika
Our employee break room's been closed all day, and people are absolutely clueless as to why. Nobody could get a hold of the people in charge of maintenance to see if there's work being done in there. Some idiot took home the security keys as well.
We called for a locksmith to get the door opened.
Once the door was opened, we saw a four employees sleeping on the benches, a couple of them naked after a night of wild sex. Thankfully, they're not from my department, and I don't have to worry about any kind of disciplinary action for them.
We woke them all up and had them leave, of course.
The best part was overhearing one of them complaining about a piece of chicken in his crotch.
P.
Isn't that what the break room is for?
Crotch chicken and sex.
Spoiler:
Not normally. At his last job, Pat's desk was designated for fornication.
Were they on the clock?
What the fuck? That's really messed up. How does this shit keep happening where you work?
I truly think you post some items to see if we'll call "bullshit." You're testing us.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_%27n_Chicken
Apparently your hotel employees just got a little confused about how it works.
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