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    SPOILERS INSIDE ©™ Cth's Avatar
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    Dwarf's Penis Stuck To Vacuum Cleaner -- Welcome To The Bendis Board!

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001028,00.html

    A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to
    hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act
    that went horribly awry.

    Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at
    the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat
    performances.

    The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum
    cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

    The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to
    fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for
    20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

    He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid
    attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

    "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled
    into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said.

    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me
    quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

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    Re: Dwarf's Penis Stuck To Vacuum Cleaner -- Welcome To The Bendis Board!

    as a proud member of the Philadelphia Fringe Festival i can say, that's not that bad
    funny as hell through

    and i wouldn't be surprised if i see the guy in the coming weeks

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    Re: Dwarf's Penis Stuck To Vacuum Cleaner -- Welcome To The Bendis Board!

    Heh. Short-lived.

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    Re: Dwarf's Penis Stuck To Vacuum Cleaner -- Welcome To The Bendis Board!

    Classic.

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    Re: Dwarf's Penis Stuck To Vacuum Cleaner -- Welcome To The Bendis Board!

    Pics?
    Originally Posted by Glixy:
    I'm not sure if you're middle aged, but the only things I know about you are your avatar picture, and that you are a lawyer, so I picture you as some kind of cross between K. Richards, and L. Hutz.

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