I Can't Open The Windows In My Apartment...

**Nick_Ardill** · 07-18-2007, 02:01 PM

[quote=Garth;3338231]among other kinds of "literature" I am sure.
Issues of Tiger Beat and a worn copy of "The Queer Little Eskimo".

**dasNdanger** · 07-18-2007, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Quackenbush

They're power washing my building and I can't open the windows until they're done. But its hot as balls and I'm sticking to my leather desk chair. God I hope they finish soon.

May I suggest a little talcum powder on those balls...will prevent them from sticking to the chair...AND give them a nice floured-dumpling look.

das

**Nick_Ardill** · 07-18-2007, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by dasNdanger

May I suggest a little talcum powder on those balls...will prevent them from sticking to the chair...AND give them a nice floured-dumpling look.

das

Interesting. Dumplings you say?

**dasNdanger** · 07-18-2007, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by Quackenbush

Interesting. Dumplings you say?

Yeah. Floured dumplings, I'm thinking...just ready for deep fryin'...

das

**sto110** · 07-18-2007, 02:24 PM

go buy an air conditioner

**dasNdanger** · 07-18-2007, 02:41 PM

Ya know - just get a little fan, fill the tub with cool water, and sit yer bumsies in the tub, with the fan blowing over you. Oh, and have a nice cold drink in one hand, and a TPB in the other....

das

**Susan BANthony** · 07-18-2007, 02:45 PM

I would personally go out shopping. To somewhere nice and airconditioned. Don't have to buy anything, but the exercise and cool air would be wonderful.

**Michael John Wheeler** · 07-18-2007, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Doctor Alysha McK

I would personally go out shopping. To somewhere nice and airconditioned. Don't have to buy anything, but the exercise and cool air would be wonderful.

Ha ha, yeah, go to Devonshire. It's always air conditioned and you can laugh at the kids that think they're gangsters and hookers

**Nick_Ardill** · 07-18-2007, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Michael John Wheeler

Ha ha, yeah, go to Devonshire. It's always air conditioned and you can laugh at the kids that think they're gangsters and hookers

I can't stand that mall. For exactly what you mentioned. I just wanna slap any kid who thinks that their proximity to Detroit makes them gangsta. I work at the Tecumseh mall which is for the hicks and poor. Kind of a catch 22.

**dasNdanger** · 07-18-2007, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Quackenbush

I can't stand that mall. For exactly what you mentioned. I just wanna slap any kid who thinks that their proximity to Detroit makes them gangsta. I work at the Tecumseh mall which is for the hicks and poor. Kind of a catch 22.

Wait. You live near Tecumseh...like...were Tecumseh cooling products are made, like AC compressors and stuff?? And you don't have AC? Don't they give that stuff out for free there?

das