I...am...actually qualified for this. Or will be when my degree is done in a year. Sweet Jebus.
How about a writing job? Heh.
I tossed my application on the pile, though it would take a great offer for me to drop out of grad school, move to (and afford to) live in NY, etc. I figured it couldn't hurt to see if I even get a response.
Thank you for submitting your resume. We're sorry, but due to your high volume (more than 1) of DC Comics purchases this year, you are no longer qualified. And to think, we were going to pay for you $60k/year as well as moving expenses, personal phone, 401k, insurance, and unlimited free Marvel Comics.
Thank you for your interest, but no thanks.